This is a song I wrote and recorded back in the spring of 1984. I played the instruments myself, using a four-track recorder and an antique rhythm machine. The sneezing was spontaneously recorded on a separate track whenever my nose started to itch.

LYRICS

Springtime is coming
My nose starts to itch
Springtime is coming
The sonuvabitch
Hayfever's got me
My nose on the run
Said hayfever's got me
This sure ain't no fun

REFRAIN:

Won't somebody help me
Somebody please
er - sorry, folks,
I - I guess I just have to sneeze.

Hundreds of hankies
Day after day
Hundreds of hankies
Insurance won't pay
I'm blowing my nose off
I can't find no peace
I'm blowing my nose off
This disease just won't cease.

Won't somebody...

Billions of pollen
Are filling the air
Billions of pollen
Allergic? Beware!
There's no way to dodge them
There's no way to run
Hayfever's lurking
The sonuvagun.

Won't somebody...

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